The lingering pain is normal.

I have this ability to come up with ideas that really make no sense. I am currently debating starting a new project car, which would make 3 projects total (and only 1 is semi complete), which is probably the craziest combo I thought up so far. Sad part is I can see it working. If it come to fruition I will most likely die shortly after.

In the debates about racing and all that fun stuff, my obsession with anal sex and extreme sexual fantasies came to light yet again. I guess its my fault that it happens due to me constantly talking about it. I know at some parties, when I talk about shit like that, I can see the glimmer in some girls eyes. They want to know more, they want to experience it. Problem is they are afraid or just don’t find me attractive. It takes a bit to break a girls will or to coax her into engaging in such extreme acts. I guess that’s why I am infatuated by it, it’s like a game to me. If I win I might get a relationship and sexual gratification, if I lose I get a funny story to tell.

I think this year I will be acting younger than I already do. I feel the need to pick on the young kids who are new to the whole car game, maybe see if I can convince their girls to take pictures for me. Yes I know, I am a horrible person and I am going to hell. At least my cock will be hard and I will be speeding there in one of my cars. Probably on fire.

I know I have not posted in some time. Got sucked into the Starcraft 2 beta. My nerd side takes over alot.

Yesterday I had quite the… engaging discussion with some youngins. Someone that I knew posted on FB that he was getting a SRT4. Now I am not a fan of dodge so I decided to give him a little shit for it. Out of no where someone jumps in and “lol who is this hater.” So I decided to check out who the new challenger is. His profile picture showed him next to an evo. That was all I needed to see. After exchanging a few words he instantly resorted to saying things like “My life is better.”  and “I am 20 and I bet my life is more interesting than yours.”.

I don’t think I laughed as hard as I ever did in my life. Eventually it came down to setting up a race. My pile of shit Firebird vs ToolKid’s Evo. First it was one race at my road one race at his road. Then it changed to race at the track cause he was scared of crashing into a tree. I am now making it a point to find this kid, hopefully he will be on hwy sometime so I can heckle him in person.

SO now starts the push to fix the fuel issue with the Firebird. Also need to get my friend’s RX-7 up and running. Lots to do, lots to do.

Also, audio is still being worked on.

I have had alot of people ask me what the fuck I am talking about when it comes to certain things. Mainly when it involves youtube videos or flash animations that they have not seen yet. So here is a list so you don’t feel left out.

1. Gregory News Network.

This little gem was found by a co worker. This guy is bat shit insane and we love every minute of it. Here are some links.

2. Shane Lee

This guy is even more insane than the GNN guy. Here are some examples. The best one of all though is this.

3. Get On My Horse.

This one is a little more widely known. Here is the original. There are various remixes that you can go find cause I am being lazy right now.

4. Trololololololol Guy

Same as the amazing horse one, this one is widely known as well. We get a kick out of it every time though.

5. 1.21 gigawatts

This one has been a favorite for quite awhile. If you know me then you know this video. Also this one.

6. Ventrillo Harassment

We have long loved these guys, if you haven’t seen them yet, do so now.

That is all I can think of now, I will add more as I think of them or find them.

Didn’t even start on the audio stuff yet. So I failed on that, but fuck you.

So while I actually do things today, enjoy this.

I think tonight I will start doing the audio versions of my blog. We will see how well that turns out. I will probably end up crying in a corner cause I can’t get it right. I can only  imagine wow this wont work out for me.

The people here at my work bring me nothing buy joy and headaches. So much so that I believe I am going to make a web based TV show out of one of them. The shit he comes up with is so random and off the wall. I need to think of a good theme song. Something that I know he will hate and despise. He is not too happy about this idea it seems. Right now he is glaring at me while listening to his iPod. He seems upset that I paused it so I could ask him what his theme song should be. I will have to get some stuff recorded this week and see what I can come up with. He will probably just end up staring at the camera.

Till that happens, listen to Major Tom.

I had a conversation with a friend about my standards in women. Let me say one thing about it really quick, I masturbated to pregnant women and midgets last night. Now I don’t only go for women who are extremely attractive, but I don’t go for just personality either. There are alot of checks and balances that are involved in me choosing who I want to violate. Here is a quick rundown of my checklist.

1. Can I get erect from just looking at her or do I need to think of a hotter chick?
2. Does her self esteem need to be broken or built up?
3. How does she react to the crazy shit I talk about?
4. Is she willing to take it in the ass?
5. Is she willing to experiment with sex that is not the norm?
6. Is she allergic to rope?

That is just a very basic checklist that I go by. There are things like “Is she submissive?” and “Can she cook or do I need to beat her?” as well. The list is probably why I don’t end up with long term relationships most of the time. It takes me a couple of months to figure out if the checklist says Yay or Nay. Eventually there will be a girl who passes it, at least my penis hopes so.

On the way to work today I heard something absolutely hilarious. I guess there is a guy down in Missouri that is running for the US Senate as a write in and he is running a bunch of campaign ads. Now, these ads are extremely racist and the radio station has to play them by law. I may be racist at times but its usually in jest. This guy is just off the fucking wall insane. Here is 2 of the campaign ads.

here and here

This guy is so insane its funny. Sad part is that he will probably get a couple of votes. More and more I gain hope that I can start my political career.

Last night I was having issues sleeping, a 4 hour nap plus an awesome storm didn’t help either. While I was tooling around on the web a friend sent me a link to a cam whore that he was watching. I clicked it and started watching, I was expecting a good show since people usually don’t link me things unless they find it fucked up. What I ended up watching was not a good show at all. I was watching a girl sleep, along with 50 other people. Now I can semi understand a cam whores reason to get naked on cam. They either get off on it or they just love that kind of attention. What I really don’t understand though is why the fuck would you leave the cam on while you are sleeping? As I was watching this I notice that there was someone behind her moving around under the covers. My friend then informed me that her husband was there. Great, so I am watching some chick and her husband sleep. This was the most boring cam show in the fucking world. You could see one of her malformed tits, but that was it. My friend was telling me about how she is ugly as fuck and that her husband was getting all pissed cause he was trying to sleep. Seriously? You are getting mad cause you want to sleep, not cause your wife is being a whore for a bunch of people on the internet. Awesome.

I am still debating doing the audio version of the blog. I have had people tell me that it’s a good idea. I have a feeling they are expecting me to do it in the movie trailer voice. I might do one like that, it would be entertaining at least.

Also, this: http://www.youtube.com/user/shane12lee#p/u/498/yVeBPYjk0AA

Was a awesome weekend in terms of weather. Was able to enjoy a fire, grilling out and some drinks at a friends house. A question was asked, my friend wanted to know if a girl shat herself after I fucked her in the ass. After laughing for a good while I went into detail about it. I never experience a girl taking a shit after I fucked her, but I did have a girl start farting uncontrollably.  For some reason the conversation then turned to midget porn. I was talking about how that was one of the few porns I have not watched. That changed, 5 gigs of midget porn. I have to say it was entertaining but not as satisfying as I wanted it to be. It was a little bit of a let down.

I also found out that some of my friends don’t read my blog because they can’t read. I wish I knew this earlier cause I would have made fun of them more often. Turns out they want me to do a audio version of the blog. A book on tape if you will. I am still thinking about it, so if you think its a good or bad idea sound off in the comments.

I need to start thinking of creative wedding gifts as well. I really want to make these weddings something for everyone involved to remember. So either I need to do something absolutely retarded or get an awesome gift. I wonder how a full fledged bondage set would go over….

UPDATE

A friend said that I should do a video version instead of a audio version. This would probably just result in me masturbating on camera then uploading it.

Why the FUCK are you reading this?