Chugging along towards my goal of doing something that isn’t sitting in front of my computer, I have now purchased a new vehicle. Behold, the Disco.

Now that I have that, I can now start working on getting it ready to start my road trips of awesomeness. Which will involve me going around harassing women till I get kicked out of whatever establishment I am in. I have other plans for this as well. We will find out what those are later though, they are not that important right now.

So much fun to be had.

Anyways, so more on my trip thing I want to do.

I need to figure some things out here, so lets travel down the road of thinking of random ass shit I would want to build/get for this.

First off we need a vehicle. I sure as fuck aint going to take my firebird nor will I be taking anything that starts with a Fo and ends with a cus. So looking at my options I pretty much ignore all reasonable choices and reliable choices and decide I really want to get a Land Rover for this. Why you ask? Cause I like em. I will have to go over it and verify that it should make it on the journey.

So first Item I need is a 98-04 Land Rover Discovery/Discover II. Then I will need to bring things to make sure I am ready for minor emergencies, oil/trans fluids, fix a flat, spare tire and whatever else.

Next I will need to figure out if I want to install some sort of navigation setup. I could use my phone for it, but whats the fun in that? I will have to look into what devices would be good if I don’t integrate it into my next item.

A car-puter. Either build a micro atx setup and stuff it in the back or put together a Beagle Board. I will need to integrate it into the cars audio system so that means I will have to put a decent aftermarket audio setup in there. Might as well add some subs if I am going that far. I could then tether my phone or make it a hot spot and then access the net on it, then again, I will be bringing my laptop.

I think building something that can track and send the GPS info to say google maps would be cool. Something that is completely automated, again I could use my phone but what is the fun in that?

I will be bringing my XL-1 so maybe I will grab up a Canon Rebel and use that for pictures. The XL-1 takes horrible stills.

Hmm… I feel the need to hit newegg up and look at things. This is going to get expensive fast for no reason. It’s going to be awesome.

I will update later as I figure out what the fuck.

I have been away for quite some fucking time, but whatever. I know this doesn’t have audio and blah blah. Just be glad I am typing it.

A bunch of unexpected things has popped up in the past year so thats part of my excuse, the other is that I am lazy. I might get some new readers as the link floats around for a bit, I don’t know how many of you still have this on a RSS feed. To those new people, hi. I am sorry. Please forgive me for what you are about to read.

On to new stuff.

I have been in a slump lately. No fucking idea what to do or what direction to go in. I won’t be at my place for much longer most likely. I will miss it as we have had quite the shenanigans here and I will be reduced to an apartment till I can scrounge money to get another house. We will have a couple wild parties before that point, then we shall look fondly at the days when we raised hell in this house of the devil. Work also seems to be destabilizing, being stuck in a buy out and unsure as to what the future hold kinda sucks. I am left with a new feeling of doing something. If I get canned where do I go? What should I do in the interim before a new job? I think I have found the answer. I shall embark on a journey. I don’t know where to exactly, I have a small list of where I think I might go.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=105555543914112923019.000496c73348f9e554638&z=6

Not sure if that actually links to my map but whatever, if it doesn’t I will fix it later. Whats that? What will I do on my journey? Fucked if I know. Maybe I will find someone who wants to go with me and we can raise hell or I could just venture it alone and see if I make it back alive. I have been having this weird sense of just getting up and doing soemthing. Go out and find my place in the world type thing. I have recently been pondering about the whole “finding a reason to live” idealism. I then realized that there is no reason to live. We all just find justifications for our existence. Well then, I am going to justify mine by doing whatever the fuck I want and being me god damnit!.

I think I will find a new vehicle that would help on this journey. I will then outfit it with electronics and various other things that I will make specifically for it. Doesn’t need to get good gas mileage but it needs to be roomy. I think a Land Rover will do well assuming I can find one at a decent price. The electronics I will have to make will probably be along the lines of tracking then make a site that tracks it. I will also bring cameras to document this adventure. Figure out a plugin system to automatically update the blog with video/photo/audio.

I should probably get a new laptop as well to do this..

Anyways, all post forwards will have audio unless they don’t need it. Any posts previous to this will get their conversion eventually. So enjoy this.

Just so you guys know, I am naked right now. If in any of the posts you hear some kind of weird noise in the background that remotely sounds like masturbating, I am masturbating.

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PS. I am still working on getting it so you just hit a play button, the download is temporary.

This is part of the videotape showing the Russian Navy commandos on the Somalian pirate ship. You may remember that the pirates captured a Russian oil tanker. The EroUnion navy that patrols these waters could not interfere because there could be casualties.

All explanations are in Russian and, with a single exception when a wounded pirate tells something in English, all conversations are between the commandos – in Russian. Sorry if you don’t understand Russian but the pictures speak for themselves.

The soldiers freed their compatriots, moved all the pirates to their own (pirate) ship, searched the pirate ship for weapons and explosives, and took seven Somalian pirates. Then they left the ship and exploded it with all remaining pirates on it.

The person who placed this part of the tape on YouTube claims that the tape is much longer and he may download all of it but no one believes that this file will remain on YouTube for long. After all, the commandos sunk the majority of the pirates without any court proceedings, lawyers etc. That is, they used the anti-piracy laws of the 18th and the 19th centuries: Thecaptain of the rescuing ship has the right to decide what to do with the pirates. Usually, they were hung.

They did that extremely right in my book.

On a less blowing-shit-up-awesome not, my friend who reviews sex toys sent me a link to a couple of “horrifying toys”. She was on a forum where there was a post about the toys that were scary to people. Instantly she needed to share this with me. Here are the 2 that are probably the best toys in the world.

So, now what I need to ask is this. If you are a girl who thinks that she can shove that in her or wants to try at least, get ahold of me. We need to hang out.

This guy is my new fucking hero. The song was OK, so I started to snoop around at his other ones.

This one gets fucking awesome at 0:30 -

Then there is this one, which is probably only beaten by the one I linked above -

I wonder if a ear can actually orgasm….

Enjoy.

All images and audio in this post is NWS. Just so you guys now.
First off I had my ex giver herself a enema. Here she is doing it, note my awesome tub with the rusty well water. So she prepared herself for one of the first full anal experience, meaning the first time she took my cock all the way in her ass and let me fuck her. Here is a pic of me getting her ready. The video then switched to me just straight fucking her and her riding me for quite some time. Here is a image of her waiting for the cock.

I miss those times. I need to find myself a girl who likes to experiment with things she hasn’t experienced. They have to be vocal too. Here is a mp3 of what it sounded like when I got my cock in her ass.

No one but me will ever see the video most likely, but I enjoy the fact that I have it. I wish I chronicled my other sex adventures. I could then look at them and see where I could have done better. I could also find out the exact time I took a sudden dive into wanting more and more freaky fetish shit. The next girl I get involved with that allows me to do this stuff is either going to have the best orgasms of her life, or she is going to cry alot.

While I am ripping video I will be doing some audio stuff for the blog. So we MIGHT see some audio clips, don’t hold your breath though. I don’t like you guys that much, unless you sent me naked pics or I have naked pics of you (girls only). Then I masturbate to you quite alot.