Here it is, the audio for the blog. Everything you guys wanted, cause you guys can’t read. So I have to read what I type, not only do I have to type it I have to read it as well. I fucking hate you guys.
Anyways, all post forwards will have audio unless they don’t need it. Any posts previous to this will get their conversion eventually. So enjoy this.
Just so you guys know, I am naked right now. If in any of the posts you hear some kind of weird noise in the background that remotely sounds like masturbating, I am masturbating.
Today I was surfing the local car forums when someone posted a video and a excerpt from some news source. It talks about what the Russians did to the Somali pirates.
This is part of the videotape showing the Russian Navy commandos on the Somalian pirate ship. You may remember that the pirates captured a Russian oil tanker. The EroUnion navy that patrols these waters could not interfere because there could be casualties.
All explanations are in Russian and, with a single exception when a wounded pirate tells something in English, all conversations are between the commandos – in Russian. Sorry if you don’t understand Russian but the pictures speak for themselves.
The soldiers freed their compatriots, moved all the pirates to their own (pirate) ship, searched the pirate ship for weapons and explosives, and took seven Somalian pirates. Then they left the ship and exploded it with all remaining pirates on it.
The person who placed this part of the tape on YouTube claims that the tape is much longer and he may download all of it but no one believes that this file will remain on YouTube for long. After all, the commandos sunk the majority of the pirates without any court proceedings, lawyers etc. That is, they used the anti-piracy laws of the 18th and the 19th centuries: Thecaptain of the rescuing ship has the right to decide what to do with the pirates. Usually, they were hung.
They did that extremely right in my book.
On a less blowing-shit-up-awesome not, my friend who reviews sex toys sent me a link to a couple of “horrifying toys”. She was on a forum where there was a post about the toys that were scary to people. Instantly she needed to share this with me. Here are the 2 that are probably the besttoys in the world.
So, now what I need to ask is this. If you are a girl who thinks that she can shove that in her or wants to try at least, get ahold of me. We need to hang out.
