Was a awesome weekend in terms of weather. Was able to enjoy a fire, grilling out and some drinks at a friends house. A question was asked, my friend wanted to know if a girl shat herself after I fucked her in the ass. After laughing for a good while I went into detail about it. I never experience a girl taking a shit after I fucked her, but I did have a girl start farting uncontrollably.  For some reason the conversation then turned to midget porn. I was talking about how that was one of the few porns I have not watched. That changed, 5 gigs of midget porn. I have to say it was entertaining but not as satisfying as I wanted it to be. It was a little bit of a let down.

I also found out that some of my friends don’t read my blog because they can’t read. I wish I knew this earlier cause I would have made fun of them more often. Turns out they want me to do a audio version of the blog. A book on tape if you will. I am still thinking about it, so if you think its a good or bad idea sound off in the comments.

I need to start thinking of creative wedding gifts as well. I really want to make these weddings something for everyone involved to remember. So either I need to do something absolutely retarded or get an awesome gift. I wonder how a full fledged bondage set would go over….

UPDATE

A friend said that I should do a video version instead of a audio version. This would probably just result in me masturbating on camera then uploading it.

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