I think I am extremely broken inside. Yesterday when I got home from working out I had this erection that wouldn’t go away. I figured I must have just worked out enough and now blood is just pumping wherever the fuck it wants to go. To remedy the situation I just loaded up some porn and jacked it. Well that didn’t cure it. Loaded up some different porn and away I went again. No dice. I figured it would go away in due time so I just went off and did my normal thing online that doesn’t involve porn.

Cruising the social networking sites I saw a friend post something about a pregnant woman. He was bitching about something, then I got to thinking. Pregnant women are hot, at least the ones that I have had experience with. One was a little more involved than the others but regardless, hot all the same. Their tits get bigger and they get horny for some reason. A very big plus is that you can also cum in them as much as you want and guess what?! They can’t get pregnant cause they already are!

So at this point my erection is worse but a game plan was formed. I downloaded a bunch of pregnant porn and after a couple of hours the erection finally subsided. We will see if this trend continues, I don’t want to get sick of masturbating.

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