Spring is starting to finally rear its head. This time of year is my favourite. Being couped up all winter, bitching about the cold, going out is just a hassle cause of things like snow and ice. Spring brings a much refreshing and needed change. Cars that are kept in storage get to come out, grilling out in the back while drinking a beer, fires and all the fun things that warm weather brings. One very important thing happens thought, the girls start to wear less clothing. That makes me happy beyond anything else in this world.

Then we get to see the twins as well. I LOVE when women bring the twins out to play. Those beautiful, bouncy and voluptuous globes (or whatever their shape may be. I don’t discriminate, as long as I can suck on them.) are THE highlight of spring. When I go out to have my morning cig at work its nice to sometime see the girls in short shorts and a sports bra just jogging along. If their jugs are impressive enough that sports bra has no chance of preventing them from bouncing gloriously. I always sit there and try to will them to fall out, they don’t want to be contained like that! THEY WANT TO BE FREE! LET THEM OUT!

Speaking about jogging, I am start a interesting work out routine that involves me not jogging. I need to get in shape for my buddys wedding, I plan on incorporating a zip line or some kind of crazy antic. I figure if I wear a kilt and zip line down to where I have to stand, it will lend to be the best wedding gift anyone could give.

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