The lingering pain is normal.

Tried some new workouts yesterday and pretty much wiped myself out. I decided that it was just going to be a day of gaming and put aside some web work and some house work. Loaded up some Counter-Strike and headed to one of the servers I recently frequent. Now, in game you can spray a image, my buddy has one that is similar to his in-game name. They then asked me why I didn’t have a cool spray. I had to inform them that any spray of mine would be highly inappropriate and would probably merit a ban from the server. This peaked their interest and thus I ended up explaining what exactly a anal violin is.

To those of you who don’t know, a anal violin is where you take a pool ball and drill a hole through it. When you have done so you then insert a string from a violin or some kind of string instrument. You now have the basic assembly of the device, now find a woman that likes to have things inserted into her ass. Take the ball and put it in there, obviously it will take a little bit of work, unless she inserts things like bats and bottles in there. Then you should probably find a new girl to play with. Once it’s in there pull on the string so its tight, make sure the ball doesn’t pop out though. With the string pulled tight grab a violin bow and start to run it back and forth like you were playing a violin. You could probably pluck it like a guitar or something similar to achieve the same results. What it does is vibrate the ball in a odd fashion and if the girl likes it she will pretty much sky rocket to ecstasy immediately. If she is not fond of it make sure you run the bow faster or pluck it harder till she likes it.

Once I explained it to them there was a short silence throughout the server. Everyone then agreed that it wasn’t that bad and would be all for seeing a picture of that being done to a girl. One of the people who agreed on that was a girl as well so I suspect she will be trying that with her significant other shortly.

OH, for those who found my issue with working out and becoming erect for a very long period of time interesting, it is still doing it. I am still on the prego kick as well.