This weekend is full of things I need to do. Friends moving to a new place, friend needing a site redone with some awesome for when he launches his new shop and I need to drink. On my list is also to actually make the device that will be used in the anal violin. I will build a small enclosure similar to that of the “Break in case of emergency” boxes. I will put it in the living room so when random chicks come in and see it I get to explain what its for. That should go over well.

I can see them staring at it, afraid to ask what it’s for. I would then sneak up behind them and ask them if they like it. I would go into detail on how I hand crafted it from the finest materials known to man. If they question why there is bubble gun holding it together I will slap them. I would probably put my hand on their shoulder and start rubbing softly while I start to explain what its used for. Gradually squeezing harder as I start talking about pushing the pool ball into their ass with minimal lubrication is it doesn’t pop out easy.

I would then start breathing heavy as I explain why there is a guitar string on it. You know, maybe I should somehow rig up pickups on the thing and then see if I can make it into a legitimate musical instrument. I could go on tour with a bunch of whores and perform at strip clubs or some other adult entertainment businesses. Could get it so their moaning is also part of the act. Only thing that would suck is constantly changing whores. I can only imagine their assholes wearing out quickly and the balls just popping out on their own. Maybe I should devise a work out plan for their assholes to make it stronger…

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