The lingering pain is normal.

My friend informed me the other night that she will be reviewing sex toys. Meaning she will be getting them free and all she has to do is talk about how it felt as she fucked herself with it. Now that sounds like a good deal for her and her fiancée, until she ends up with more toys than her kids. I started to think on how entertaining that would be if I signed up for it and then reviewed on how fun it is to use on girls. I would have to have new categories made up, ease of insertion, how much lube is usually required, how hard you can use it before she starts to cry and so on. I would also hunt for the scariest looking toys out there. Shit everyone is afraid to buy cause they think it will scare off their significant other. I would be a pioneer for these people let them know how much pain and/or pleasure a certain device will inflict upon a woman. I could also start up a porn site on the side, yeah it has been done before but not in my style. I am sure it would be a hit.

I think the best part of the whole experience would be her facial expressions. Getting ready to fool around or have a intimate moment then BAM, out comes a silicon monstrosity meant to violate her twice while stimulating 15 other areas. I don’t know if that toy exists, but I will be searching for it. Next best part would be if she enjoyed it. Then that’s just a whole new level of fun and entertainment.  Start a category for how many times she came while you assaulted her with it. Can she still walk after using it? Yes? 3 star rating maximum despite how well it did in the other areas. Unless it made her cry, then its 4 star.

Another category could be “Does this toy play well with others?”. Basically can you have one toy in her ass, a vibrator on her clit and fuck her with the toy without making her want to kill you. Could also have a “Does this toy help introduce her to anal?” category. That way people could see what toys work the best for preparing to get railed in the ass. This sounds more and more like a awesome idea. I need to get a girl that agrees with me on this, or maybe just some chloroform.