I just got a spam email with a subject that hit me hard. “You have little joy in life?” it said. I saw it and instantly went into a rage. Who the fuck does this piece of shit he is? I have joy in my life, I have more than enough joy! Actually it worried me, I franticly grabbed a piece of paper and started to write down the joys in my life:

  • The chicks ass from the “Dat Ass” post.
  • My penis.
  • My computer and game systems
  • …..

This is not going in my favour. Granted the joys in my life are pretty big to me, but the spambot was right, I have little joy in life. How the fuck could this have happened? I have to have more joys than this, I started to ramble off other body parts of the chick from the Dat Ass post, that probably should be consolidated to a single entry. I started to look through my facebook and other online profiles on forums, trying to find SOMETHING that I can consider a joy. Found my camera, added that. My cars, added those as well. The list was still small, I added my anger and perverse thoughts. Those are very valid joys in my life.

The list stopped growing after that. I started to panic, my co workers were already staring at me like I was possessed. One of them muttered “He is just sobering up. He will be fine when the shock wears off.”. My other co workers then agreed with him and did that whole, “Oh yeah, of course, damn alky” thing. I don’t know what is more disturbing, the fact that I was freaking out because of a spam message or that my co workers associated my panic attack to me sobering up and accepted that without flinching. Soon the waves of panic turned back to rage. I decided to respond to the message. I was going to inform that nosey cock sucker that I am content with my joys in life. So what if I consider some girls ass or my perverse thoughts a joy in life, you can go fuck yourself. You are nothing but a god damned bot or a beaten Asian child that is forced to write these things for pennies!

So fuck you spam message. You will not break me today, I will continue to live on just as I have!

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