Slacked a little after the fashion show, spent most of Sunday recovering from the night before. The show was eventful, models walking around with very little on. Unfortunately it only last like 20 minutes, they then got dressed and everyone started to dance. Now this is the first time I had been to a club so it was a very different experience than I am used to. I drank and simply looked at the mass of people dancing before I started “dancing”. Me dancing is more like a person having an epileptic seizure. Regardless it was a good time, someone got knocked the fuck out as well. Violence always makes me happy. After awhile of just standing by the bar and drinking I started to think back on the lingerie show.

Most of the girls were good looking, the others had weird things that just didn’t do it for me. My buddies fiancée had the best stage presence and by stage presence I mean she moved in a very seductive way where the other girls just kinda walked up stood there then turned around. I think the show would have been better if they also modelled sex toys as well. You know walk out in the lingerie with a butt plug in or nipple clamps on. That would have been really fucking awesome. One could come out on all 4s with a leash on and another chick whipping her to get moving. Oh the magical things that would happen if I was in charge of events like these. Speaking about sex toys, my friend got approved for the sex toy reviewing thingy. I really need to find a girl that will let me use toys on her to review them.

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