At times I get incredibly bored and start surfing the news outlets. Sometimes political based, entertainment based or just plain local news. I try to pay attention to things that I care about, like where the fuck my tax money goes. The recent disaster in Haiti has some people in uproar cause of the huge devastation and what certain people say about it. I read about Pat Robertson, the guy from the 700 club, making a comment about the people from Haiti making a deal with the devil. I couldn’t help but laugh at that thought. Imagining the entire country of Haiti converging together to make a pact with the devil to kick the French out of their country. On the other hand, if this is true I will be contacting the devil shortly to see if he can just wipe the French out completely. I fucking hate the French.

Deciding to read about something a little more uplifting than thousands of people dying I search for some funny/strange news. Now, I found something that slightly disturbed me. Mainly due to the fact that it seems like a retarded fucking thing to do. But here. Run down of the story, Fat black chick seems to be unhappy about a hamburger, wants a refund and doesn’t get it. She, in turn, trashes the place like a angry cow. How fucking pathetic are you to get mad about a god damn hamburger? I decided to search for the video and found it on youtube.

Shit like this just makes me laugh, it seems like the most retarded thing to be upset about let alone destroy a fucking McDonald’s. If you think about it thought, she might be good in construction. She would lose weight at least.

I can only hope we find out if the people of Haiti really did enter in a contract with the devil, I would like to add woman like the Hamburger lady to the list of things that need to go away.

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