Last night I saw The Book of Eli. It was a excellent movie and I left the theater satisfied for the most part. There is only one main gripe I have about the experience. The fucking douche nozzles behind us. Don’t like the movie? Fine, leave the fuck theater, bitch about it later or whatever you want. DO NOT start bitching about it during the movie though. Sorry that your mental capacity is that of a 2 year old and you can’t exactly comprehend whats going on. I don’t need to hear that bullshit and you should probably just go kill yourself right now. The movie had religious tones to it, but it pointed out the good and bad of it all. It’s not about religion but more of what it can do, what it did and how life would be if man destroyed the world. Hippies shut the fuck up right now about saving the planet before something like things happens. I will intentionally start the apocalypse by dropping as many nukes as I can on your fucking precious trees.

On to some other stuff. My friend posted up a picture on her Facebook the other day. It was a bear, in a cage, in the back of a pickup truck. I don’t know why, nor do I care. I want one now. I don’t know how I would take care of it, but that is besides the point. I want a bear running around my yard pissing off everyone. Oh? Your dog walked into my yard so he could take a shit in it and now he is dead. Sorry, probably should have kept a closer eye on your fucking dog. It would be entertaining to teach him to stand up on his hind legs on a log. You know how those people make the statues out of wood with the bears? Yeah, like that cept with a real bear. People would admire how life like it is, then it would eat them. I imagine after awhile I would have to put him down so he doesn’t come after me. I’ve always wanted a bear skin rug.

So if you happen to have a bear contact me, I would be willing to pay you with various things of value. They won’t be mine of course, but that doesn’t matter. Go see The Book of Eli, you will like it, unless you are fucking retarded.

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