I figured last night would be good, had all kinds of plans to be productive. Absolutely nothing got done, a headache that would kill a large badger crept up on me and assaulted me all night. Pain medication did very little to ease the pain. Franticly searching for a way to sooth the pain I loaded up some porn. Now, a major issue I have is that normal porn doesn’t do anything for me. The shit I did to ex-girlfriends and one nighters has pretty much set a bar that porn has to one up in order for me to feel a tingle in my balls. Thank god the internet provides the sickest porn out there. I got a couple texts from some ladies mainly bitching about something or wondering why I am ignoring them. Fuck you, I’m trying to masturbate since you won’t come over and suck my cock.

I head over to some some free video sites and head to their fetish section. Usually I will look for some bondage or some fisting. My favourite bondage scene had to be one where a girl was strapped to a table and fucked with a dildo attached to a bamboo stick. I watched that clip probably 500 times. Nothing new, I could not find something I have not seen before. At this point the headache was getting worse and I could feel the depression setting in. I have watched everything on the 6 or so sites I frequent for porn and now there is nothing for me to get off with. Thoughts started running through my head, ideas to help ease the pain. I thought of pulling a kung fu, but I didn’t have enough rope. At this point the headache was to the point where I couldn’t function normally.

I decided at this point it was time to take more drugs. I popped 5 more pain killers and downed a glass of brandy. I figured at this point it was best to go to sleep, this method has worked for me in the past to induce sleep so might as well try it again. Waiting for the magic concoction to kick in I started to read random forum posts. Nothing in the world makes me madder than a bunch of retarded ass-hats attempting to voice their insignificant opinions. No one fucking cares about your liberal point of view, go fuck a tree you god damned hippies. I do not give a fuck if the planet is dying or if some jackass thinks we need to have a smaller carbon footprint. Al Gore can go fuck himself and you can go shine his cock.

Rage was in full effect, I had to restrain myself from making a comment on the post due to the fact that I would probably end up typing like a 12 year old retarded kid having a seizure. I am pretty sure when I die, it will be due to the fact that I was pissed off and my body will just give up. Till then, I will have to make sure I am not under the influence of meds and alcohol when I read forums.

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