I have a slight issue, or so I am told. Profanities are a very vital part of my vocabulary, it allows me to communicate with people who are stupid. Routinely I fire off words such as fuck, shit, whore, bitch, ass and my favorite, cunt. I have used that word so many times when talking to and about my various significant others, during and after the relationship. Those who know me often cringe when I meet new people. They often warn them about my forwardness, and my favorite word. I don’t get why its a bad word, not my fault if you take it the wrong way. Apparently it has gotten bad to the point where they know have a game they play with me. Every time I say it at a party I have to slam the drink I am drinking. which is bad cause the more drunk I am the more I say cunt. I figure whore and slut are alot more offensive words to women, that implies they are loose and like to sleep around. Which was already covered that they do or they want to at least. Where as cunt refers to the pussy, or vagina, depending on how much of a bitch you are when it comes to saying things.

So, now on to why this is semi relevant.

I was talking with one of the usual whores today, come to find out when I used that word it offended her. Needless to say I was shocked, I was pretty sure she heard me call her that several times at a party before. After explaining to her that I meant it in the most loving way possible, I demanded pics. Shortly after I receive 2 photos.

Wait a second, just got a text from a friend. He has informed me that he has proven my theory about cheating. It is now scientific fact, every woman is a cheating whore.

Now, girls, when you send a guy pictures of your tits and you happen to be using a cell phone, turn the fucking flash off and turn on a normal light. When you use that shitty light on your phone all it does is accentuate things on your body that do not make you look attractive.  Here (NWS) is an example, see that? Garbage, at least to my standards. It looks like you are about to be hit by a car. So go turn on the fucking lights and turn the flash off, like this (NWS). I made sure to inform her that if she ever sends me a picture of her tits like the first one, I am going to skull fuck her.

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