Having a insanely hard time sleeping again. I have a feeling it’s related to either the caffeine or my addiction to things.

I have been debating for awhile to make a site dedicated to the various whores I have met, while I think this is a good idea I don’t think people will really want to see it. I don’t have that many nude pictures and I would have to get permission or something. Well, I don’t really need permission, but it would be a nice gesture. There seems to be a couple sites like that already, so there really is no point in me doing it. I also really need to get going on my own site instead of whatever I have up on it right now as a place holder.

One of my friends is proposing to his girl soon. He may have done it already, I can’t keep track of these things. I informed him that I need to be at least in the wedding party, if not the best man. I really really want to give a speech at this wedding. I don’t know what I would say, I wouldn’t even prepare for it. The only thing I would do as far as planning is to get as drunk as possible then stumble up to where the mic is. I will either offend everyone there or make a ass out of myself. I am OK with both of those, my buddy probably won’t be. Tough shit though, only weddings I will ever be at are other peoples. Got to make the most of it.

What I really need to do is convince them that its a good idea for the brides maids to be dressed like whores. That would make for the best wedding ever. I don’t give a fuck if your families don’t like it. I like it, that’s all that matters. What would be awesome as well is if they wore dog collars with a leash on them. I don’t know why, just would be. I have a feeling I’m going to die alone.

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