3 hours of sleep, and I am wide the fuck awake. I am probably dying inside. Stroll in to work early only to find out co workers aren’t coming in so I can’t leave early. Fucking awesome, I think I will have to stab them when they do decide to come into work. Seems that there are some issues in the south too, so now I have to talk to people. Great.

I don’t know if you have talked to people from the south, but they are fucking retarded. I know I might catch some flak from this, but they are fucking retarded. I have no idea how these people are capable of living. I am pretty sure the reason they have the accent they have, that whole southern drawl, is due to the fact that their brains are so fucking slow that they cannot properly talk. Yes I know your fucking website is down, you aren’t the only one. You are now just a number on a long list of people who are down. Stand in line and please shut the fuck up. It wouldn’t be so bad if they talked a little faster, cause some people call in that are not calling in due to some massive outage. Unfortunately it takes 20 FUCKING HOURS FOR THEM TO FUCKING EXPLAIN WHY THEY ARE CALLING.

I think I need a cig right now.

Share