The lingering pain is normal.

Here it is, the audio for the blog. Everything you guys wanted, cause you guys can’t read. So I have to read what I type, not only do I have to type it I have to read it as well. I fucking hate you guys.

Anyways, all post forwards will have audio unless they don’t need it. Any posts previous to this will get their conversion eventually. So enjoy this.

Just so you guys know, I am naked right now. If in any of the posts you hear some kind of weird noise in the background that remotely sounds like masturbating, I am masturbating.

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PS. I am still working on getting it so you just hit a play button, the download is temporary.

Today I was surfing the local car forums when someone posted a video and a excerpt from some news source. It talks about what the Russians did to the Somali pirates.

This is part of the videotape showing the Russian Navy commandos on the Somalian pirate ship. You may remember that the pirates captured a Russian oil tanker. The EroUnion navy that patrols these waters could not interfere because there could be casualties.

All explanations are in Russian and, with a single exception when a wounded pirate tells something in English, all conversations are between the commandos – in Russian. Sorry if you don’t understand Russian but the pictures speak for themselves.

The soldiers freed their compatriots, moved all the pirates to their own (pirate) ship, searched the pirate ship for weapons and explosives, and took seven Somalian pirates. Then they left the ship and exploded it with all remaining pirates on it.

The person who placed this part of the tape on YouTube claims that the tape is much longer and he may download all of it but no one believes that this file will remain on YouTube for long. After all, the commandos sunk the majority of the pirates without any court proceedings, lawyers etc. That is, they used the anti-piracy laws of the 18th and the 19th centuries: Thecaptain of the rescuing ship has the right to decide what to do with the pirates. Usually, they were hung.

They did that extremely right in my book.

On a less blowing-shit-up-awesome not, my friend who reviews sex toys sent me a link to a couple of “horrifying toys”. She was on a forum where there was a post about the toys that were scary to people. Instantly she needed to share this with me. Here are the 2 that are probably the best toys in the world.

So, now what I need to ask is this. If you are a girl who thinks that she can shove that in her or wants to try at least, get ahold of me. We need to hang out.

My friend linked me to a random youtube video, I felt the need to share it.

This guy is my new fucking hero. The song was OK, so I started to snoop around at his other ones.

This one gets fucking awesome at 0:30 -

Then there is this one, which is probably only beaten by the one I linked above -

I wonder if a ear can actually orgasm….

Nothing important today, just wanted to share a song.

Enjoy.

I watched the video last night and masturbated to it 3 times. I am just so fucking awesome in it. Anyways, this will probably explain a little bit about my fetishes. This was taken years ago when I really started to head down a sexual thirst that still can’t be satisfied.

All images and audio in this post is NWS. Just so you guys now.
First off I had my ex giver herself a enema. Here she is doing it, note my awesome tub with the rusty well water. So she prepared herself for one of the first full anal experience, meaning the first time she took my cock all the way in her ass and let me fuck her. Here is a pic of me getting her ready. The video then switched to me just straight fucking her and her riding me for quite some time. Here is a image of her waiting for the cock.

I miss those times. I need to find myself a girl who likes to experiment with things she hasn’t experienced. They have to be vocal too. Here is a mp3 of what it sounded like when I got my cock in her ass.

No one but me will ever see the video most likely, but I enjoy the fact that I have it. I wish I chronicled my other sex adventures. I could then look at them and see where I could have done better. I could also find out the exact time I took a sudden dive into wanting more and more freaky fetish shit. The next girl I get involved with that allows me to do this stuff is either going to have the best orgasms of her life, or she is going to cry alot.

So I was hunting around my room for something and I find a DV Tape that wasn’t labeled. Curiosity went straight through the roof and I ran to my camera and loaded it up. Rewound the bitch till it saw data and hit play. What did I see? I saw me fucking the shit out of one of my ex’s. This got me beyond excited. I instantly became erect and i started to giggle. Tonight I will be ripping it to my computer and extracting some pics and sound bytes from it. See if I can find anything that just makes me laugh. Ahhh the good old days, how I miss them.

While I am ripping video I will be doing some audio stuff for the blog. So we MIGHT see some audio clips, don’t hold your breath though. I don’t like you guys that much, unless you sent me naked pics or I have naked pics of you (girls only). Then I masturbate to you quite alot.

I have this ability to come up with ideas that really make no sense. I am currently debating starting a new project car, which would make 3 projects total (and only 1 is semi complete), which is probably the craziest combo I thought up so far. Sad part is I can see it working. If it come to fruition I will most likely die shortly after.

In the debates about racing and all that fun stuff, my obsession with anal sex and extreme sexual fantasies came to light yet again. I guess its my fault that it happens due to me constantly talking about it. I know at some parties, when I talk about shit like that, I can see the glimmer in some girls eyes. They want to know more, they want to experience it. Problem is they are afraid or just don’t find me attractive. It takes a bit to break a girls will or to coax her into engaging in such extreme acts. I guess that’s why I am infatuated by it, it’s like a game to me. If I win I might get a relationship and sexual gratification, if I lose I get a funny story to tell.

I think this year I will be acting younger than I already do. I feel the need to pick on the young kids who are new to the whole car game, maybe see if I can convince their girls to take pictures for me. Yes I know, I am a horrible person and I am going to hell. At least my cock will be hard and I will be speeding there in one of my cars. Probably on fire.

I know I have not posted in some time. Got sucked into the Starcraft 2 beta. My nerd side takes over alot.

Yesterday I had quite the… engaging discussion with some youngins. Someone that I knew posted on FB that he was getting a SRT4. Now I am not a fan of dodge so I decided to give him a little shit for it. Out of no where someone jumps in and “lol who is this hater.” So I decided to check out who the new challenger is. His profile picture showed him next to an evo. That was all I needed to see. After exchanging a few words he instantly resorted to saying things like “My life is better.”  and “I am 20 and I bet my life is more interesting than yours.”.

I don’t think I laughed as hard as I ever did in my life. Eventually it came down to setting up a race. My pile of shit Firebird vs ToolKid’s Evo. First it was one race at my road one race at his road. Then it changed to race at the track cause he was scared of crashing into a tree. I am now making it a point to find this kid, hopefully he will be on hwy sometime so I can heckle him in person.

SO now starts the push to fix the fuel issue with the Firebird. Also need to get my friend’s RX-7 up and running. Lots to do, lots to do.

Also, audio is still being worked on.

I have had alot of people ask me what the fuck I am talking about when it comes to certain things. Mainly when it involves youtube videos or flash animations that they have not seen yet. So here is a list so you don’t feel left out.

1. Gregory News Network.

This little gem was found by a co worker. This guy is bat shit insane and we love every minute of it. Here are some links.

2. Shane Lee

This guy is even more insane than the GNN guy. Here are some examples. The best one of all though is this.

3. Get On My Horse.

This one is a little more widely known. Here is the original. There are various remixes that you can go find cause I am being lazy right now.

4. Trololololololol Guy

Same as the amazing horse one, this one is widely known as well. We get a kick out of it every time though.

5. 1.21 gigawatts

This one has been a favorite for quite awhile. If you know me then you know this video. Also this one.

6. Ventrillo Harassment

We have long loved these guys, if you haven’t seen them yet, do so now.

That is all I can think of now, I will add more as I think of them or find them.

Didn’t even start on the audio stuff yet. So I failed on that, but fuck you.

So while I actually do things today, enjoy this.